Wo Pareeksha ! Dil ki ya Dimaag Ki Part-II

Pehle din humare do paper the Physics aur Chemistry! Beech mein do ghanton ka gap tha. So lunch time mein doston ne mashwara diya ki yahi waqt hai jaan pehchaan badhane ka. Par maine kaha aaj nahin kal dekhte hain exam khatma hone par. Waise bhi ye info mujhe mil chuki thi ki wo apne pujya pitashree ke sath padhari hain! Ye janne ke baad aadhi himmat waise bhi jati rahi thi. Khair….

Agle din scheduled time se jara jald hi pahunch gaye. Par wo to lagta hai Japanese management philosophy JIT yani JUST IN TIME technology ka anukaran (follow) karne wali prateet hoti thi. So humne apni gup shup ke liye jo situation pichli raat mein soch rakhi thi us par bhi aate hi tusharapaat ho gaya.

Halke halke kadmon se apni desk ke kareeb aa khade huye. Desk pe nazar padte hi humare hosh ud gaye. Man hi man socha achcha hua wo abhi tak nahin aayi nahin to agar usne ye dekha hota to kya sochti wo mere bare mein.

To hazraat aap sab bhi soch rahe honge ki aisa kya hua hoga meri desk pe!
BOYS wiil be afterall BOYS #*#&@$!
Kuch ladkon ne wo desk jo meri thi ko us ladki ki samajh kali aur laal syahi se filmi geeton ki bahar lagi rakhi thi. So humari desk exam ki desk kam aur Vividh Bharti mein aane wale Man Chahe Geet karyakram ki song list jyada lag rahi thi. Aur geet bhi kaise
Thek theek lines to yaad nahin par bhav kuch kuch aise the

Jab se tujhe dekha dil deewana hua jaye re..
Haye tera shabab jaise makhmali gulaab …..aur na jane kya kya:( :(
Mere jaise shareef :) ladke ke dil pe kya guzari hogi aap samajh sakte hain!

Kutton *@%#* ne itne bade bade letters se likha tha ki 1 m ki doori se bhi saaf dikh jaye phir uski aur humari desk mein muskil se 0.5 m ka phasla raha hoga. Sirf dimaag mein yahi ghoom raha tha ki kaise is vikat paristhiti se door hua jaye. Aakhir sawal humari saaf suthari aur achche student ki image ka tha jo un paapiyon ki us harkat se mitti mein milne ja rahi thi.

To sabse pehle blade se sabse offensive ya yoon kahe bold song ko mitane ki koshish suru kee. Par usmein time bahut lag raha tha aur wo kisi bhi samay aa sakti thi. Itne mein humein ek idea aaya aur man hi man aapne aap ko dutkara ki are moorakh abhi tak tujhe ye kyun nahin soojh raha tha. Exam suru hone mein 10 min the par humare invigilator aa chuke the. Main daud kar unke paas gaya aur likhne ke liye copy mangi. Copy milte hi use aur apne instrument box ko is tarah apni desk pe phailaya ki koi song peeche se dikhai na de. Waise bhi us din ek hi paper maths ka bacha tha ek baar exam suru ho jane ke baad uski nazar un geeton pe padne ka sawal nahin tha.

Wo exam ki ghanti lagne ke baad aayi aur apni usi smile ke sath ye kehti baith gayi ki aaj to paper mere liye bahut tough hoga.
To bataiye aap sab aaj se 15 saal pehle aapke is Manish ne wo situation manage kar lee hogi?????
Nahi janab! Is mamle mein humara luck kabhie achcha nahin raha :(

Shayad uparwale ko bhi kuch purane hisab chukane the. Question paper milne se theek pehle maine ye detect kiya ki awwal to meri copy mein poore pages nahin hain aur last but one wala panna phata hua hai. Ab to exam ka sawal tha to copy badalne ke liye apne desk ko anaavrit (uncover) to karna hi tha. So bade bujhe man se maine apni copy uthai aur invigilator ke paas gaya. Wapas aate samay ek tirchi nazar us pe daali to dekha wo mujhe dekh ke muskura rahi thi. Jhenp ke mare maine jaldi hi nazarein hatayin aur ye sochta hua exam dene baitha ki agar usne wo ab padh bhi liya ho to main exam ke baaad sab saf saaf keh doonga ki ye mea kiya hua nahin phir uske bad wo jo bhi chahe soche.

Us din ka paper tough tha aur aisa wo pehle hi bata chuki thi ki uska maths utna strong nahin hai ! Shayad isi wazah se wo 15 minute pehle hi nikal gayi…

Aur main ye kabhi na jaan paya ki us ki wo aakhiri muskurahat kis wazah se thi.? Kya uski songs pe nazar padi hogi aur padi to yahi socha hoga na ki ye to kitna cheap ladka nikla! Ya phir usne kuch dekha hi na ho…

Umeed se to duniya qayam hai so humne result nikalne tak umeed nahin chori ki shayad hum donon ka bhagya chamke aur mujhe bhir ek mauka mile kisi ghalatphahmi ko door karne ka.

Exam ka result nikla!
Par dimaag ke aage dil haar gaya!

I cleared the exam par na hi mere frens aur na hi wo safal ho saki.
Aaj bhi jab kabhi is waqye pe dhyan jata hai to to uski muskurahat ke sath peeth par us pencil ka dabav phir se ubhar jaata hai.

Chalte Chalte Bharat aur Pak ke mere doston ko Independence Day ki hardik badhaiyan!

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