Sunday, November 10, 2013

Jane Do Bhi Yaaro Seriously funny since 1983 by Jai Arjun Singh

Kuch saalon phle ek mitr ne film jaane bhi do yaaron pr jay arjun singh ki likhi pustk  Jane Do Bhi Yaaro Seriously funny since 1983 ki sifaarish ki thi. apne shhr men to mili nhin. kuch bde shhron men jb gayaa to vhaan khojaa pr kisi film ke baare men likhi kitaab leak se hat kr hi hoti hai. so vhaan bhi niraashaa haath lagi aur fir main is kitaab ke baare men bhul hi gayaa. pichle mahine achaaank hi doston ke beech 'jaane bhi do yaaron' ke sbse psndidaa drishy ki charcha kli to fir ekdm se is kitaab ki yaad aa gai. internet pr ise khngaaalaa aur kuch hi dinon men ye mere stdi tebl ki shobhaa brhaa rhi thi. 'jaane do bhi yaaron' ko meri pirhi ke adhikaansh logaon ne doordarshan pr hi dekhaa. vaise bhi un dinon multiplex to the nhin to NFDC dvaaraa nirmit filmon kaa hum jaise chote shhron ke baashindon tak phunk paanaa behd mushkil thaa.

kishoraavsthaa ke dinon men dekhi is film kaa mainne khub aannd uthaayaa thaa. film kaa charchit sanvaad 'thodaa khaao thodaa fenko..., dimelo ke rup men film ke aadhe hisse men klti firti laash kaa kirdaar nibhaane vaale satish shaah kaa abhiny, tnejaa aur aahujaa ki dil pr plitaa lgaaataa vo secret call aur ant kaa mhaabhaart vaalaa drishy dshkon tk film naa dekhne ke baad bhi dimaaga se utraa nhin thaa isilie ye kitaab hmeshaa meri bhvisy men prhi jaane vaali kitaabon ki suki men aagae rhi.  pichle hfte jb dipaavli ki chuttiyon men 272 pristhon vaali is kitaab ko prhne kaa maukaa milaa to is film ke saare drishy ek ek kr fir se ubhrne lgae.

pr is kitaab ki baat krne se phle iske lekhak se aapkaa priky karaa dun. 1977 men jnme jay arjun singh vibhinn ptr ptrikaaon ke lie svtntr rup se likhte to rhe hi hain pr saath hi ve ek blogar bhi hain apne bloga Jabberwock pr filmon ke baare men niymit rup se likhte hain. unki dusri kitaab Popcorn Essayists : What Movies do to Writers ? 2011 men prkaashit hui thi.


arjun ne is kitaab ko tin ahm hisson men baantaa hai. phle hisse ki shuruaat vo film ke nirdeshk kundn shaah ke chaatr jivn se krte hain. ve paathkon ko btaate hain ki kis trh 'store attendant' kaa kaam krne vaalaa ye shakhs pune ke FTII jaa pahunchaa? kis trh vhaan se uttirn hone ke ki saalon baad uske mn men apni ek film bnaane ke spne kaa jnm huaa. apne aas paas ki pristhitiyon aur apne dost ki aap biti se prbhaavit ho kr kundn shaah jb is film ki ptkthaa likhne baithe tb jaakr is film ki khaani kaa praarup taiyaar huaa. kundn shaah, ranjit kapoor v saish kaushik ke sahyog se is film ki patkathaa kis trh viksit hui ye jaannaa is film ke kaahne vaalon ke lie to dilchasp hai hi pr saath hi film nirmaan ke dauraan ptkthaa men aane vaale privrtan ki prkriyaa film nirmaan ke prati hmaari smjh ko brhaati hai.

kitaab ke dusre sanchhipt hisse men film men kaam krne vaale kirdaaron ke kyn se jude mjeedaar tthy hain. kyaa aap sok skte hain ki film ke mukhy kirdaar aur sbse bde naam nasirudin shaah ko mehntaane ke rup men tb sirf 15000 rupye mile the. pnkj kpur, rvi vaasvaani, stish shaah, om puri jaise klaakaaron ki haalt to usse bhi gayi gaujri thi. pr saat laakh se thode jyaadaa bjt ki ye film paison ke lie nhin bni thi. ismen kaam krne vaale adhikaansh klaakaar apne kairiyr ke us pdaav pr the jhaan kuch akchaa aur saamaany se alga krne kaa jjebaa kisi bhi paarishrmik se khin oopr thaa. klaakaaron ki isi bhaavnaa ne film ki itni bdi sfltaa ki ninv rkhi.
is kitaab kaa sbse rokk hissaa tb aarnbh hotaa hai jb arjun paathkon ke saamne ismen aane vaale hr drishy ke piche ki khaani ko prt dr prt udhedte hain. aise to kisi bhi utpaad kaa mulyaankn uske aakheiri svrup ke aadhaar pr hotaa hai pr agar aap us utpaad ko us svrup tk laane ke lie aai mushkilon aur un kthinaaiyon pr saamuhik kestaaon ke bl pr paai vijy ke baare men jaan len to us utpaad ke prti aapkaa njeriyaa phle se jyaadaa gahn aur priskrit ho jaataa hai. kisi film ko phli baar dekhne vaalaa prde pr ghtne vaali ki baaton ko shj hi njerandaaj kr detaa hai. is kitaab ko prhne ke baad arjun dvaaraa likhi baaton ke mddenjer is film ko dobaaraa dekh rhaa hun aur hr drishy ke baare men ek alga anubhuti ho rhi hai. 


ab bhlaa aap hi bataaie 'tnejaa' aur 'aahujaa' ki meeting ke phle maare gaye chuhe ko dekh kr kyaa aap sokengae ki chuhe ki laash kaise jugaaadi gai hogi? mahaabhaart vaale drishy ke thik baad, laash ko le kr bhaagate kirdaaron ko burkaa pahne mhilaaon ki bhid men ghuste dekh kr kyaa aapko ye ajib lgaaa hogaaa ki in burkon kaa ranga sirf kaalaa kyun nhin hai? kyaa aap kalpanaa krengae ki satish kaushik aur nasir ke telephone vaale drishy men reciver ko niche ptkne ke bjaae nsir drishy ke logic ke pare hone ki vajah se apnaa sar patak rahe hongae? film ke niraashaajnk ant ko dekhkr khaan jaanaa thaa ki meri trh raj kapur ko bhi ye ant naagavaar gaujraa hogaaa? aisi tamaam ghtnaaon kaa is pustk men jikr hai jo aapko pustk se ant tk baandhe rkhti hai.

lekhk ne jhaan is film ke sarthak pakshon ko paathkon ke saamne rkhaa hai vhin iski kmiyon ki or ishaaraa krne se bhi gureje nhin kiyaa hai. kul milaakr intrnet pr dau sau rupyon men uplbdh ye kitaab un sbhi logaon ko psnd aaegai jinhen smaaj men vyaapt bhrstaakaar ko apne tikhe vyngayon se kkotti aur apni niraali ptkthaa se gaudgaudaati ye film hindi sinemaa men apni koti ki behtrin film lgati hai.


This is a ROMAN TRANSLITERATION of my HINDI POST